"Extracts From Adam's Diary" by Mark Twain (1880, ten pages)
Mark Twain (pen name for Samuel Clemens-1835 to 1910-Missouri, USA) is the "All American" writer. Herman Melville might be more admired but Twain is (or was) more loved.
Huckleberry Finn and
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer are canon status works. Kenzaburo Oe has stated that Huckleberry Finn had a great influence on his writings. There has been a number of postings on Mark Twain recently because of the plans to publish a new edition of
Huckleberry Finn that censors it for politically incorrect expressions so when I saw one of his short stories "Extracts From Adam's Diary" was one of the stories of the day on East of the Web I decided to read it.
"Extracts From Adam's Diary" is just what it sounds like. It is Twain's idea of what a diary kept by Adam would be like. The diary begins right after a new creature enters Adam's world, a woman. The style of the prose is direct and delightful. I think perhaps some very politically correct persons might see the treatment of women in this work as patronizing. Adam speaks of the creature as annoying him by never stopping talking and makes use of other stereotypes.
As I read this I could see this being read aloud to groups of barely literate Americans in the 1890s who would find it quite credible that they were being read to from the actual diary of Adam.
TUESDAY -- She has taken up with a snake now. The other animals are glad, for she was always experimenting with them and bothering them; and I am glad because the snake talks, and this enables me to get a rest.
FRIDAY -- She says the snake advises her to try the fruit of the tree, and says the result will be a great and fine and noble education. I told her there would be another result, too -- it would introduce death into the world. That was a mistake -- it had been better to keep the remark to myself; it only gave her an idea -- she could save the sick buzzard, and furnish fresh meat to the despondent lions and tigers. I advised her to keep away from the tree. She said she wouldn't. I foresee trouble. Will emigrate.
I loved the last paragraph of this story. I think if you agree with what Adam says in the last paragraph of this story then you have a good marriage. This is a fun easy to read story all can enjoy.
"Extracts From Adam's Diary" can be read online.
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